I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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