either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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