Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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