Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
