I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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