How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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