Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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