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I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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