I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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