Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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