# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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