is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so that wasnt chicken after all
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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