At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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