I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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