Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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