And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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