Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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