All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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