hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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