i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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