Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
