Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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