So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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