On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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