i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Semen is not good for contacts.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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