You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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