Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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