Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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