i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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