So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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