i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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