please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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