WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hippo gnu deer
There r osticjed everywhere
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we should paint friendship bongs
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