he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
