Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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