i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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