even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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