So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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