So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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