is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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