But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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