Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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