Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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