I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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