Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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