So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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