just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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