the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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