ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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