I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
is that a dick in a sweater?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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