Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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