but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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