Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So apparently I’m into choking now
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