I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we're making bets on your personal life
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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