Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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