Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
