O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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