He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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